lmaoalien:

awkward in person, funny and social on the internet

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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

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fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

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aflockofseagulls:

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

(Source: armisael, via phobias)

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: amlour, via phobias)

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

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64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath, via phobias)